High Wall of Otterbox

“We have so many fucking otterboxes. Why do we have so many fucking otterbox. Egyptian lover’s gonna have to take some of these back. Holy shit!”

– John Humes, King and Owner of RefurbKings

The High Wall of Otterbox began as a initiative to provide customers the utmost protection for their squalid devices. As device repairmen, we grew increasingly empathetic to their meaningless plights. Though, we would be shooting ourselves in the foot if we dared disrupt the careful ecosystem of device breakers and device fixers. Yet, sometimes basic human compassion is a plus. Interestingly, people on the whole have been generally disinterested in Otterboxes for the bulkiness a poor ease of use. They’d rather tout a flimsy, cardboard like case than a durable Otterbox. This is why we are still in business after all. The High Wall looks on at the shop floor, alluring shop-goers with its bright yellow color scheme. If only people would buy. Like seriously, they’re only 35 dollars and people still won’t buy them. It’s kind of stupid. Anyway, bear witness to the majesty of the High Wall first scaled by King Humes himself.